Maria Sharapova will never forget Sachin Tendulkar

Written by Rahul Jiwani

What do you do when you've been bitten by some of the most ambitious, craziest and wildest cricket fans? Crack open a bottle of endless crap and drown them all out, of course. 

Tennis star Maria Sharapova faced the toughest time of her career when she was bitten by former Indian cricket skipper Sachin Tendulkar fans (all of them Indian) because the poor girl admitted she does not “know who Tendulkar is.”

Maria came under fire instantly and Sachin's fans made her look like the most disgusting girl on the planet. 

Sachin himself, on the other hand, was in shock as he could not understand how come someone does not know him. Even he was afraid of his fans' outrage and the media hype back home.

As expected, Sachin Tendulkar, now living in a place far away from his angry fans (some claim), faced after he was grilled by a mindless news anchor of why Maria Sharapova doesn't know him and "why he is not as sexy as her."

After the deadly bite, Sachin Tendulkar had informed some sources that he had gone straight back home from the channel’s studio and called a local doctor. He then apparently grabbed a bottle of anti-venom syrup from the fridge and sat down to slurp it while he waited for the doctor and his team to arrive.

Sachin Tendulkar PA had told him to cool off his anger, warning that panicking would have made it worse.

"I said to myself, 'I’m going to [die], I’m not going to have a look at my face in the mirror because Maria does not know me. How come?'" a teary-eyed Sachin told a Mumbai-based newspaper from an undisclosed location.

Native to big and small cities like Mumbai, Delhi and Kolkata, Sachin fans are highly poisonous and can deliver around five milligrams of venom in a single bite. Maria Saharapova’s Facebook page was submerged in wet venom (most of the sweet comments in praise of Maria are still there). Though some of the hosts and media dons are responsible for the demise of truth, integrity and good journalism in the country, Sachin fans’ poison can always be countered with an anti-venom, which Maria Sharapova terribly lacks.

Sachin’s case was no different. An anti-venom-syrup-drinking Sachin was picked up by emergency services and treated with an anti-venom at a local clinic. Although the great cricketer had an adverse reaction to the medication, Schin master-the-blaster survived the incident.

Moral: Never mess with Sachin fans !